The friend that opens the umbrella behind you so you can be a dilophosaurus is the best friend you’ll ever have.
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The friend that opens the umbrella behind you so you can be a dilophosaurus is the best friend you’ll ever have.
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Terrifying Fact Number Two, is that I’ve just watched Matt Smith carrying a flaming torch on screen. Oh, it’s for such a thrilling scene in Episode 12. Really and truly, magnificent and epic. A proper movie moment. But never mind that, it’s Matt carrying a FLAMING TORCH. Look, Matt’s lovely, he’s a magnificent, brand new, hilarious, heartbreaking, heroic Doctor — but the fact is, if that man walks into a room with a coffee then it’s only so long before you’re wearing it. No, really, clumsiest man on earth. He walks like he’s in a constant state of surprise at his own limbs. I remember when he turned up at a Worldwide meeting really early on, and the first thing he did was spill a cup of coffee over a rather lovely woman. Naturally she giggled, flushed and introduced her mother. (Ahh, life when you’re Matt ! I accidentally made eye contact with the same woman — she phoned the police and shot me in the face.) On the way out he apologised to a completely different woman for the coffee incident. “That was the wrong woman,” I said, as he went out the doors. “Nope,” he replied, “That was the second cup.”
Oh, and there was the top secret, very special, extra readthrough for Episode 10 (I’m talking that up, but what the hell) and Matt came striding in with a GUITAR ON HIS BACK. I have honestly never seen a whole roomful of people flatten themselves against a wall with such a high-pitched squeal of terror. Except Karen, of course, who trotted along behind him without a care in the world. Oh, the horror as the Doctor spun and chatted and coffeed a series of delighted women. How that guitar arced and scythed! Swish! Get down, Karen! Swish! Karen, save yourself! Swish! Not her face, Matt, NOT HER FACE!! Ah, the memories. You know, to this day I’m not sure if Matt knew he had a guitar on his back — he might just have collided with a musician.
”—
Steven Moffat.
and they’re letting this guy carry the torch through Cardiff.
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oh my GOD
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I’m stuck at she phoned the police and shot me in the face
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That was the wrong woman! - Nope, that was the second cup!
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My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
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Oh.
My.
Lord.
holy shit ashdkjas
fuck
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sherlockholmesanddoctorwatson:
…. I just died.
THUNDERING OF STAMPEDE
VERY VERY FRIGHTENING ME!
GALELEIO! GALELEIO! GALELEIO!
HAKUNA MATA-TA-TA
I’M JUST A POOR CUB, NOBODY LOVES ME
HE’S JUST A POOR CUB FROM A ROYAL FAMILY
SPARING HIS GUILT FROM THIS MONSTROSITY
Easy come easy go
where did Simba go?
Timon and Pumba knOOOw just where he did go
Where’d he go?
Timon and Pumba knOOOW just where he did go
Where’d he go?
Timon and Pumba knOOOW just where he did go
Where’d he go?
Just where did he go?
grubs are salty and satisfYYYYing
ew ew ew ew ew ew
to Tanzania tanzania
to tanzania he did go.
He must return to have his uncle put aside to be
to be
the KIIIIIIIIIIIING!
I love the lyrics.
SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DETHRONE ME AND SPIT IN MY EYE
SO YOU THINK YOU CAN BANISH ME AND LEAVE ME TO DIIIIEEE
This is why i love tumblr
Tumblr NEVER change. I’m dead.
ILU Tumblr
im in my grave now.
OOOOoooOOOHHHH NALA
DON’T DO THIS TO ME NALA
JUST GOTTA BECOME
JUST GOTTA BECOME THE TRUE KING
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